Hulk Hogan

A literal god among men. The only true American. Also the world greatest detective

Oh no there's been a murder
Send for the world's greatest detective
The one True American HULK HOGAN
That's the one

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Hogan Spice

The small covering of dirt that gets on food as a result of being dropped while cooking over a campfire. It is so named due to the frequent occurrence while camping in the Hogans.

Be our guest, Be our guest
Put our Dutch Ovens to the test
Try the fajitas they're nutritious,
Hogan Spice it's delicious!

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Sian Hogan

A very strange girl who tends to love old men. Not one you'd usually want as your friend.

'Last one to the car is a Sian Hogan.'

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Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

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MX Hogan

When you have sexual intercoarse with dirtbiking paraphanalia.

Bharti: I heard you pulled an mx hogan on your dirtbiking poster as well as your dirtbike muffler.

Nick: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ur a whore

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hulk hogan

smearing shit on someones face then getting the three count

i hulk hoganed her so hard

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hogan's homo's

This is what happened to Colonel Hogan and the rest of his G.I.s after they were never rescued from Colonel Klink's Stalag 13 concentration camp.

Sergeant Schultz!! Did you witness colonel hogan buttfucking Kinchlo? Did you see 'hogan's homo's' in action??
Sgt. Schultz replies, "I SAW NOTHING!! NOTHING!!'

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