homer's car

Wow

i wanna drive it

watch the show

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"

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Homer

Someone who is in a group of people wandering around.

#1-Look at Larry, tagging along with those gangstas.
#2-Ya he thinks he's just so cool.
#1-What a wanna-be!
#3-Nah! He's not a wanna-be. He's just a homer.
#1 and #2-Homer?!
#3-Ya. He's just one of those guys that kinda wander round aimlessly. Yaknow?

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presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out

girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!

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Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

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Homer, Nebraska

The smallest town in Nebraska it's not even funny. I swear, you will NOT be able to find it on a standard map. Has a population of 590.I guess it's more of a village. |3;;;

I'm the only person in my school that has seen more than 5 different animes >_>;

On the internet:

Sum1else: asl?

Tori-The-Kat : 13, f, Homer, NE

Sum1else: where? O_o;

Tori-the-Kat: Homer, Nebraska ._.;

Sum1else: aaaaand, where might that be?

Tori-The-Kat: >_>;;; stfu

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homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

Homer Simpson

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.

That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.

He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!