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hong yu is a dumb but funny guy also PUNtastic most of all boderline lonely. theres MUSHROOM for improvement in this description but WOODEN you want to know how short this could be
look at this guy.His hong yu
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What drunk mothers say to their kids at a Motley Crue concert after they ask where their hot dog is.
Figg - "Mom, can you get me a hot dog?"
Drunk Mother - "Okay."
45 min. later
Figg - "Mom, where's my hot dog?"
Drunk Mother - "Hong Gong?"
Figg - "No mom, hot dog."
Drunk Mother - "Oh, hot dog. You didnt ask me for a hot dog."
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A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)
rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?
rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
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The Hong Kong Police is a retarded government organisation who's head is the great retarded Carrie Lam, which, in fact, is the puppet of the CCP.
The Hong Kong Police beats and shoots at people, they are so retarded that they have the 'People's Armed Police', which are retarded as well, with them, and as always, Chinese are entitled as fuck, they think they're the best, and deserve everything, and it's spreading to the Police as well, the police take's stuff (steal), and only will someone pay back if it is being recorded
A: Dude, look out, there are PoPos out there.
B: What's a PoPo?
A: Hong Kong Police Dumbass
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The lartgest group of thugs in Hong Kong
Low IQ, low EQ, low education level, low moral standard, low sense of obeying the laws, low respect to human rights, this is Hong Kong Police.
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The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:
- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape
They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.
Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.
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