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A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.
I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty
A particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking vagina, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting sexual partners.
Upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, Satan wept.
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To plan on going crazy, drinking a lot, dancing all night, having wild sex. Typical saturday evening stuff. Crapping out the hoof usually ends in a big headache and loss of memory the next morning.
Person 1: Let's crap out the hoof tonight.
Person 2: hell yeah!
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A mysterious and hidden society of extremely intelligent and mischievous pranksters. Originating from the western suburbs of Chicago, Blood-Hoof was created by “The Council of Five”. This council planed and executed most if not all of the early Blood-Hoof missions. Reports about the current movements or doings of this underground community are few and far between. As a rule of thumb reporters and local authorities avoid directly attacking the “Council’ or their operatives less their cars and homes be vandalized with burritos, plastic based cooking wraps, shaving creams, or other soap based products. Due to unfortunate incidents, such as the great syrup misfortune of ’05, have led to the “council” to adopt a closed-door policy making it very difficult for prospected members to gain access. Blood-Hoof will remain a mystery as long as the societies leaders decide to keep it so, but until then the general public should know and recognize that no one is safe and no one should be trusted.
Shortly after this article the journalist responsible found his car covered in $1.99 “Burrito Bombs” that could be found and purchased at any 7/11 convenience store. This raid was claimed by Blood-Hoof in the form of writen warning found on the hood of the car.
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Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!
1. the mark of Satan
2. a symbol of disgrace or infamy
"And be sure to massage his cloven hoof!"
(from 'Two Weeks Notice')
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A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.
Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"
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