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Horses

Something that you have in the back!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

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Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

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horse

A busted ass gurl

shut up you fuckin horse

by kate February 22, 2004

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Horse

A Horse is typically a middle aged married women who has an inner home wrecker slut inside of her perfect image. A Horse enjoys having affairs with married men. A horse is often referred to as a slag or tard.

Oh look at that Horse, she's probably going to sleep with Mr. jones, I wonder if his wife knows!

by martobs August 8, 2011

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Horse?

The shortest sentence in the language of "random people" (as in people who like to act "randomly").
People may tell you it is something else, like the sentence "I am" or even the word "Go", however, neither of them are "random".
It must have a question mark at the end. Otherwise, you are just saying the word "horse". Obviously.

Random Person 1: Hey, I totally saw a purple chicken eat a monkey dishwasher, and got pie all over his face, with a cake of cheese!
Random Person 2: Oh ... *thinks carefully* Well, why don't we run across the road so we can find a banana grapefruit with a shoe for a horse?!
Random Person 1: Horse?
(both laugh)

by geeoraysee-ee March 26, 2008

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Horse

A large penis. Like gigantic.
Said because horses have large penises.

jarred;Cameron has a horse
Cameron; Yea its bigger then your pin dick

by jarredthetank December 4, 2011

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Horse

Meaning someone that is a coward and runs away at the site of a gangster

That Horse couldn't get away fast enough

by Muffin Man December 2, 2004

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