Houston Astros

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

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Houston Hurricane

The act of ejaculating in a girls hair, then throwing her out the window of a three story or higher apartment.

I swear to god Kim, if you try to stick that in my ass one more time I am going to Houston Hurricane you.

Honestly Kim, if you try to play that word in scrabble, I will Houston Hurricane you.

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Houston Poopneck

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.

Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.

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Houston (name)

A great guy who is always there for you and gives an honest opinion. However, he's also an absolute dick who belittles your emotions and doesn't know when to shut up. Houston is extremely sassy and is a future drag queen.

(Girl) "Did you see how sassy that guy is? He is such a Houston!"
Houston (name)

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Houston Astros

It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.

The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.

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Houston Astros

A cheating team who used trash cans and joe Kelly is they’re daddy

I stan joe Kelly for what he did against the Houston Astros

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Houston Stripper

A lovesick bimbo stalker who would rather vamp her way into being an over the hill laughing stock than get a clue.

The Galleria area. Plenty of examples to be found there.

"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."

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