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human

The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.

Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?

Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity!

by IHateHumans November 5, 2007

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Humans

Assholes

Humans are assholes

by @Qhaslanded September 12, 2017

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humanity

A disgrace

No examples. Humanity sucks, you just agree or ...... You agree, there is no option, everyone ends up with self hate

by Theimpossoble October 8, 2018

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Human

A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.

B) Someone weak-minded.

Haha, you human scum!
Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?

by UltimateOne June 7, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


human

The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/

I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.

by hugo122 August 25, 2006

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humans

Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.

Humans asdfj kl;as dfjkl;

by ............................... March 9, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.

Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!

by Avisottda March 14, 2017

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