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This is shorthand for I'm SO TOTALLY OVER IT!
Gawd, she stood me up, I'm stover it with her!
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A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.
For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
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Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.
If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?
If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!
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Used to indicate that the speaker is interested in doing whatever has just been suggested. Similar to "I'm up for that."
Bart: Let's go see a flick.
Lisa: Sure, I'm game.
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An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
the cutest way to say "I'm sleepy." normally said by a very tired yet adorable girl. Snuggles normally come afterwards depending on the personality and cuteness of the girl.
Someone: "What's wrong? Is everything ok?"
Cute girl: *lays head down* "I'm seepy..."