You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.
Mostly used after just having sex...
Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games
12đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"
Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.
21đź‘Ť 12đź‘Ž
A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).
My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"
Me:"I have 3 balls..."
My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."
16đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!
Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!