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when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell
Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can
sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can
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We are the people we are
We might be gay lesbians fat or thin but I am who I am and You are Who You are
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Spoken when you did something that you wanted to do, and everyone else just wasn't smart, or dumb, enough to do it.
Why did I just punch you in the face? Because I do what I want.
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When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.
Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”
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The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"
Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"
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The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
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a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”
bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?
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