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I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

I still need help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021


I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE

your name is dallas and your fucking dead

"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.

by (。-_-。) February 1, 2023


I Don't Need You!!!

Say it's not so
Why you acting like I don't know?
Things between us getting shot though
It's not adding up
Think I had enough, enough
I could see through you

You did everything you said you wouldn't do
You're praying I don't find somebody new
I'm eyeing what I can't help it, can't help it

I don't want your love no more
It's not what I'm looking for
I don't want your love no more
Since you can't be the one I want
Can't help it

I don't want your love no more (no more, no more, no more)
It's not what I'm looking for
I don't want your love no more
Since you can't be the one I want
Baby, I'm gone
Love no more, no more, no more
Love no more, no more, no more
I don't want your love no more, no more, no more
Love no more
Can't help it

Say it's not so
I believed you were my angel
Now you're dancing with the devil
It's not adding up
Think I had enough, enough

I Don't Need You!!!

Say it's not so
Why you acting like I don't know?
Things between us getting shot though
It's not adding up
Think I had enough, enough

I could see through you
You did everything you said you wouldn't do
You're praying I don't find somebody new
I'm eyeing what I can't help it, can't help it

I don't want your love no more
It's not what I'm looking for
I don't want your love no more
Since you can't be the one I want
Can't help it

I don't want your love no more (no more, no more, no more)
It's not what I'm looking for
I don't want your love no more
Since you can't be the one I want
Baby, I'm gone
Love no more, no more, no more
Love no more, no more, no more
I don't want your love no more, no more, no more
Love no more
Can't help it

Say it's not so
I believed you were my angel
Now you're dancing with the devil
It's not adding up
Think I had enough, enough

by I DON'T LOVE YOU FOR ETERNITY! October 29, 2020

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i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.

Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

by Not_Ice March 5, 2022


NNNO NONO NOO!!! I NEED HH HHELP HHELP! HH HELP!

An exclamation used to express extreme distress or panic. The repeated "No" indicates that the speaker is rejecting the current situation or event, and is in dire need of assistance. "Oh my god" emphasizes the urgency of the situation, and "I Need Help, Help! Help!" is a clear plea for assistance. This phrase can be used in a wide range of situations, from physical emergencies to emotional crises.

Billy: "Did you hear about Sarah's car accident?"
Garry: "NNNO NONO NOO!!! I NEED HH HHELP HHELP! HH HELP! Is she okay? We need to get to the hospital right away."

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 April 14, 2023


there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 4, 2007

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My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

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