What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"

Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

I don't think

Do you really not think that or are you using the fact that I said "Women don't need a choice" and fabricating something entirely out of spite?

Hym "I don't think you're actually capable of thinking well."

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

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I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!