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Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
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A style of acting or speaking that portrays lack of interest or caring. Doing the anything without fear of consequence or reprocussion. Really you can do anything "I dont give a fuck style". Hell, im writing this definition i dont give a fuck style cuz i dont care who reads it or who it offends or who it hurts.
a) That stupid bastard Eminem raps "I dont give a fuck style" all the time
b)Damn dude! You busted that mailbox "I dont give a fuck style"!
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Doing something amazing. Commonly used in the video game world after hitting a dank trickshot.
Words of a whore, hoe, bitch, and a cunt. Named Skylar White that should kill herself.
I fucked ted
*Silence*
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I am better than you in every way.
I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
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A human being who fucks ass.
“Yea, I fuck ass alright! Last night she was screaming daddy as I thrusted in and out of her tight as, while her wet little pussy dripped.”
Ava: Hey, wanna take this to the bedroom..?
James: *nods* I fuck ass.. it’s my thing.
Ava: *smirks and locks the bedroom door and slides down pants*
James: Now ass up, baby girl.
Ava: *nods and turns around on the bed*
James: *takes off his pants and sticks his dick into Ava’s ass*
Ava: Ohh~ yea!~
James: *Fucks Ava’s tight ass very quickly*
Ava: Cum in me daddy!!~
James: *Smirks and nods, cumming in Ava’s ass*
Ava: Oh that feels so good! Don’t stop!
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Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
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