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Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 22, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


My money makin' face!

What one of the hos scream when punched or sliced by a knife in Grand Theft Auto San Andeas.

"My money makin' face! You think you can punch up on me for free!"

by TMOFFT December 18, 2004


how about you look up another word while i go wash my face

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat

how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

by AAryn_ORtiz April 3, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes September 18, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 29, 2011