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An important question asked by someone who needs an answer to something. One million dollars isn't actually awarded.
Dad: The million dollar question is: Does anybody have the time?
John: It's 3 o'clock.
Dad: Thanks. You get a cookie.
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A normal straight person who would do something gay like having gay sex for a million dollars.
-You're not gay but I bet you would have gay sex for a million dollars.
-I bet you would to.
-Aww you million dollar faggot. I'd do it too though
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Slightly bigger than a Billion
I got like Elevendy Hundred Million things to do today.
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The best movie i have ever seen. Really really sad. I love hillary swank shes such a good actor and she seems soooo sweet. her acceptance speech was so cute. i was her for the sophmore galla at thayer academy.
:'( I'm 32, Mr. Dunn, and I'm here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I've been doing since 13, and according to you I'll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month may be the God's simple truth. Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?
~hillary swank in million dollar baby
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Enough said? If not Million Dolla grass is that fine grass wich is highly illegal to grow cuch as marijuana or Chronic. 1 Kilo sells for a million bucks :P
Hey man you hook me up with that Million dollar grass.
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When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.
Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.
For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!
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Never in a million years i'll give you a treat
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