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A New Era Fitted cap that instead of being like the one's the players wear, is completely decked out with a collage of logos turned around which way, about 4 logos per square inch, A vareity of crazy colors that usually never match, holograms, pictures of dragons, etc.
Derived from the word Yonzo, somone who is a connoisseur of the style and rocks Yonzo hats/sweaters/shoes/tees constantly and is proud to rock the Y0nz label.
Wow, where'd you get that Yonzo hat.
Fuck, I went into West 49 and all the fucking have these days are yonzo hats and shoes.
"Don't fucking call me Yonzo."
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A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.
Turtle on Entourage is pretty much a hat guy.
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Men in Hats is the gripping story of 6 guys who stand around in the desert... talking... sometimes they have breakfast.
It was written by Aaron Farber.
Unfortunately, the last strip was published on the 20th March 2005. It was determined to be too beautiful for this world and discontinued.
Beriah: YARR!!!
Aram: What the hell are you doing?
Beriah: I'm being a pirate! For Halloween!
Aram: Halloween is over, now you're just an asshole with an eyepatch.
Beriah: AND A HOOK!!
Aram: Yes, see if you can hook yourself some dignity.
Moments later.
Beriah: I hooked myself a sandwhich instead! For eating!
Aram: Touché.
An example of the genius of Men in Hats.
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A game that used to be called Team Fortress 2 but has changed due to player's addictions to equitable hats and other cosmetic items for their character. Hat Fortress is centered around trading and wearing hats and misc items. Players buy hats from other players with other hats or "metal" which is the universal currency of Hat Fortress. Actual game play is based on showing off your style of hats and items rather then capturing a control point,or pushing a cart, or stealing a briefcase.
TF2 turned into Hat Fortress, I mean really, its all about fucking hats now.
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When a person hangs a hat on a door handle, it is a sign of 'no entry' because usually the people behind the door are having sex. This can be seen in the film 'Meet the Fockers'
Boy: Lets go in here baby...
Girl: Oh look we can't, a door hat, this rooms taken
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A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.
"Alright ragers, get your Jeeti hats on. It's cold out."
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To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
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