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bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 15, 2024


bathtub moments

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.

Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.

We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!

by Karen #4 June 3, 2022


Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018


Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017


Bathtub Motor

A poorly engineered thing; particularly one that is over-complicated, with excess and unnecessary parts. The term comes from a Heinlein quote/novel.

"If one is building an electric motor, one uses only the parts needed to do so. You would not, for instance, add a bathtub simply because one was available."

"Why does this thing even have one of those?"
"It's a bathtub motor."

by TicklishHoneyBee June 2, 2023


bathtub burial

When someone commits suicide by slitting their wrist in a bathtub

She killed herself, it was a bathtub burial.

by Ren Doge August 21, 2023


bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021