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When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).
Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?
James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.
Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.
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Welcome to Clear Lake Iowa, the home of the plane crash site for Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Richie Vallen. Also home to a beautiful lake that is only 12 feet deep, and home to some of the most rude people on the planet.
Welcome to Clear Lake it sucks here!
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when you are about 2 cum in the girl and you take your dick out of the hole. you then spit on her back so she thinks you cummed all over her and when she turns around you cum in her eye
i clear eyed kate and made her go blind
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When you run out of toiet paper and another person has to crack the door open and throw a fresh roll in and slam the door quickly before the smell pollutes the air. Similar to when the S.W.A.T. team throws a stun grenade into a room.
Me: Damn, the paper ran out. YOOOOOO! BREACH AND CLEAR!
Anyone else: I got you dog.
Me: Thanks mane.
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When a man blasts his ball batter in your face and coats your eyelashes.
My man jizzed on my face, it was like wearing Clear Mascara
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An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".
My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.
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When you look at the moon in the sky and it’s clear as day.
As Clarice gazed up into the night sky, she exclaimed “my that’s a clear moon, you can see darn near everything”.
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