flirt sink

a person with whom you flirt with primarily as a way to avoid over-flirtation with other people; a person doomed to the liminal space between friend zone and fwb for eternity

noun; adjective; stemming from the term heat sink, referring to an object used to dissipate excessive heat

Who's this bitty you're talking to, broseph? Anything there?

- Ah, nah homie. She just some flirt sink. She don't even live here.

I thought that he knew I just used him as a flirt sink, and now he wants to like talk about real life stuff. Ew!

Stink Sink

A sink that you go poo poo in.

Usually hard to clean up, so I recommend doing it at sink at a house you're visiting, not your own.

I really had to go poo poo, so I unloaded into the stink sink.

I left a surprise for the hotel staff in the form of a stink sink.

Pee Sink

Another name for a Toilet

Me: i need to go use the Sink

Friend: Which Sink

Me: The Pee Sink bro gotta take a piss

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

Sink Canoe

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.

Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”

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sink fuck

the act of being really hot but ruining your status by fucking a girl on a sink. usualy involves a cell phone

they had a quick sink fuck. i dont like him anymore

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Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

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