Pub Intellectual

A shallow moron who thinks he is more clever than anybody else, simply because he can quote some dubious authors.

-Cretinous swine!

Pub intellectual, ain't ya?

-Ho hum.

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

Intellectual Skinhead

A member of the skinhead subculture that is considered by others or considers themselves to be intellectual. They are smarter than the average dumb skinhead.

The character Hando played by Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper is an example of this.

skinhead: Let's go Paki bashing rofl
Intellectual skinhead: No. We shouldn't draw unnecessary attention to ourselves.
Nipster: Wow. I thought you was a dumb thug like the rest. Turns out you are an intellectual skinhead.

Intellectual Donation

Sharing with others the thoughts, ideas, wisdom for the welfare of an individual, entity or society

British Lingua, an institute of communication skills has taken the initiative seeking intellectual donation for the cause of the deprived section of society.

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pseudo-intellectual

Typically those who overemphasise their scholastic experience or qualifications as a justification to belittle, marginalise or dismiss your opinion as pedestrian, limited or invalid.

They made claims that forwarded their ignorance and supposed superiority had an air of pseudo-intellectual proclivities.

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intellectual lightweight

A tiresome individual whom finds it difficult to intelligently think for more than 3 seconds. See Fuckwit and Imbecile.

"Jeremy, you are an intellectual lightweight and a burden on society.".

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