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A game played with a basic pack of cards.
The game is derived from regular snap, but as each player places down a card they must say a number with it, the number said must start from Ace (1) and ascend to King (13) then start over so as to create a loop. If the card they place down matches that of the number they say everyone must place their hands down onto the formed pile of cards. The person who places their hand down last picks up all the cards and adds it to their hand.
To win the game you must run out of cards and successfully Snap (place your hand on the formed pile of cards) before any other player while you have no cards left. A player with no cards can also come last in Snapping a pile of cards though and gain cards as a result.
The game is notorious for being overly engaging and resulting in injured hands.
Kid 1: Im bored.
Kid 2: Oh look some cards.
Kid 3: Lets play Irish Snap!
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For the great Gaels of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
and all their songs are sad.
Irish I was a duck
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The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub
1) Billy: did you get any last night?
Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish
2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight
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Irish Princess is Niall Horan from One Direction
" Omg!!!!!! Irish Princess is eating Nandos on stage" the girl pointed to Niall Horan
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A story, usually told by one of Irish descent, that may have a clear beginning and end but takes drastic, seemingly pointless turns throughout. The story is, in all likelihood, also completely bullshit, but not necessarily. Elements of the story may also just be exaggerated for comedic or dramatic effect, leaving the story to otherwise be truthful.
Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
SleepyCast E9
NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.
ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?
NIALL: I just pissed my pants.
JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"
STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!
NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!
STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
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STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.
Ever seen the colin ferral sex tape?? Thats an irish cock
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1. A place with fine bar ladies where satisfying weekend beers are drunk.
2. Any pub with an Irish sounding name such as Dicey Riley's, Finnegan's Chin, Finn McCool's, Gilhooley's, etc... (obviously not those in Ireland).
3. Dicey Riley's in Cleveland.
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