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'Sacred Blue Potatoe' in french...a combination of 'sacre bleu' (sacred blue - referring to Mary, the mother of Jesus) and 'pomme de terre' (potato).
the phrase is used when sacre bleu just doesnt cut it..
it has no real meaning to a French person, however, if said to an American or British person, followed by the english definition, it will usually get a laugh or two.
guy 1 - Look! its superman sucking a giraffe whilst firing beams of lasers from his anus!!
guy who is french - Sacre Bleu!!
guy 1 - No Man! Sacre Pomme De Terre Bleu!!
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When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.
Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .
*Recives a dick pic*
Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!
a girl who goes to the irrelevant Melbourne private girls school. these girls a wanna be sluts and are always trying to get in with the skevs kids but are too irrelevant to have guy friends. they can only ever pull de la boys and unfortunately all tend to look like 8 year olds. they try to be friends with loretto and Caulfield girls but are usually forgotten. they are all either alcoholic vape addicts or ugly nerds; no in between.
skevs kid: "what school do you go to"
sacre coeur girl: 'you wouldn't know my school"
skevs kid: "oh what school"
overly drunk and embarrassed sacre coeur girl: "bye" (jumps off cliff)
You: Man you looking like Not Sacred
Person: And you look like ExsPert