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I read in a magazine that Italian men have the smallest penises in all of Europe. Average = 13.5 cm. Which is a little less than 5.5 inches. Hate to burst all of your bubbles.

If an Italian guy says he has a big penis, he is probably lying.

by Truth hurts September 6, 2005

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Italian

ya fuck u all...italians are good people that wanna be alone and independent from everyone else cause they know wats goood and wats bad....only cause other people in the world are jealous of always seeing italians with the hottest girls doesnt mean people should talk shit...people who diss other races are fagots and deserved to be killed and they probably have a gay fuckin race thats why they must go bash other people

this canadian tried to make fun of an italian? ya ok hes a fuckin tard...ask him wat hes done before?? um nothing hes a fuckin cake

by Francesco November 11, 2003

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Italian

Simply the most talked about culture in the U.S.A right now. Linked to the words guido and jersey shore. Very few italians act like those on the jersey shore. Generally short, tan (if not, light skinned), beautiful hair and stubborn. The most interesting and caring people you will ever meet. To experience a true italian, one must become close to them, or be on their good side. Knows their way in life, won't put up with bull shit and isn't afraid to punch a bitch once in a while.

Did you see that chick?
Yeah man she must've been italian!

That kid is so fly man.
Yeah dude he's italian

by Sofia MM October 26, 2010

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italian

Italians used to consider them selves white, but since the year 2000 they deny being white and call them selves Italian as italy has its own race. A lot of Italian wiggers used the excuse they are not Caucasian or white, making them selfs look retarded.

Wigger:Im not white

guy: Your not black, hispanic, native american ,asain indian etc.
Wigger: I know im Italian
guy: you do know Italian is a ethnicity with in the white/Caucasian race dont you?
Wigger:Im not white im Italian
guy:You are a confuesed

by asdfawefrwefasdfawefrwefasdfaw August 22, 2010

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Italian

People with too much hair that won't stop yelling no matter how annoying it is.

Italians make nice cars though.

by a new cupboard from ikea April 10, 2015

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Italian

Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.

Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.

by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010

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italians

Italians are those who live in Italy. Italian-Americans for the most part are nothing like Italians in Italy. Italians in America are referenced as "Guidos" and "Guinnies". Most Italian-American men wear too much gold and and spend too much time on slicking their hair. Italian boys spend too much time spiking their hair, putting on cologne, and tanning. They also spend too much time on trying to sound tough and "Mafia" like. Italian girls are either tan or go tanning. They are very beautiful girls but can have serious attitudes. Great cooks. For the most part, Italian Americans are dispicable. I love real Italians from Italy. If you are 100 percent Italian and live in America and a male, your chances of being a douchebag are high.

Gel is usually Olive Oil.
Eat too much.
Swear too much.
Try and make fun of other ethnicities to try and make themselves feel better.
Think they have larger dicks when it is scientificly proven it does not matter your ethnicity is, you have a dick the siz it is because that's the way it is.

by Donnie Brosco March 28, 2005

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