Jap nap

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and cock).

Wow Jessica You are such a slut, you gave Peter (Japanese Male) a Jap Job (meaning head or handjob).

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jip-jap

Jip-jap is the worst kind of music. It's techno dance crap that people who lack the ability to play even the simplest instruments try to make a career out of driven by their micro-korgs and macbooks.

"Hey wanna go to the MountBlood concert and get headaches from crappy jip-jap music tonight?"

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Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

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japs eye

slang word for the opening at the end of a penis

Piss was pouring out of his japs eye.
He had fire shooting out of his japs eye.

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jap eye

a jap eye: it is the slit in the end of the male genitalia: looking like a japanese eye.

Mum help i split my jap eye

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jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

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