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I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates
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-noun.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.
Pacman Jones is the filth scum of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the NFL ever.
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Peter jones is a nice guy who tries to hard. He is a fuckboi, and doesn't treat his friends well. Most of the time he is funny and a good friend, but will desert you the second he thinks he has a chance of making out with someone.
Don't hate Peter Jones a lot of people already do.
If only he hadn't turned into a Peter Jones.
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Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.
It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.
Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.
Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"
Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY
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The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
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adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam
i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6
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