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When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.
Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.
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when a cat runs up your leg most likely when you are wearing pajamas and you are protecting your nut sac from being scratched.
your cat was coming after me and I went cats and jammers all over the place trying keep him from being a cripple cat and me a enuch.
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The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.
"I gave this chick a kool-aid jammer last night"
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A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.
Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?
Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!
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Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
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The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
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Using your fist hitting another man(in clothes) in the genital area or ass inflicting extreme paint.
I just Kool-Aid Jammered that guy in the crotch!
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