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The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning
Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'
An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3
Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.
The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.
Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.
Smart, compelling, straight to business
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java.(interrupt) is used in a coding language called java to call an upper-line interrupt (preset of commands).
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The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling
Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?
Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!
Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).
The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.
this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..