jewish tuxedo

a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.

Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.

Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

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jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

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jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

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