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A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
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Pulling ones ball skin up over the shaft the the penis and letting just the head of the penis hang out like a mother kangaroo carrying her young.
She loves it when i do the joey, it really gets her in the mood for some deep anal.
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that kid. the dirty one. the one that makes you wanna kick a babies head off. the one whose hair looks like a fucking rats nest. the one whose overconfident and thinks hes way too good for anyone. the one who thinks he can get girls..but girls are afraid he has a poon. the one who when you look at him suicide runs through your mind.
dude stop being such a joey. no one likes a joey.
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Verb: To Joey
The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.
Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"
Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed
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Person A: aww look at the baby kangaroo
Person B: Otherwise known as a Joey.
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Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.
My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.
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