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A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.
My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.
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A type of drug that makes one so high they piss shit and shit piss.
Tim:Yo ho pass me them jollie jellies before the popo shut me down
Your mum: Coming right up do you want a BJ as well
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The act of putting a thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switching over and over.
"You gonna stand there doing the jolly roger or are you gonna come help me??
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The jolly hop is a sexual position when the woman is on top. The female's stroke is longer than a man's penis creating a bouncing motion on the penis. During the jolly hop it is very likely that the penis will be bent or broken.
My girlfriend was jolly hopping me last night and broke my penis.
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v. to goof off; squirreling around; being silly
They're busy jolly jacking, don't expect any work to be done!
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The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant
the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird
Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒
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