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Oversized orangutan

What a Jordan

by Mr.Me(mystery) January 29, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

by ~ Bbygirl March 8, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan

a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl

wow, look at that jordan

by gobulls4432 May 25, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan

must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!

Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan

by thecreator121212 March 20, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan

the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan"
"not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"

by Elliott Rudner May 2, 2007

618๐Ÿ‘ 519๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

Jordan is an all around awesome dude! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome!!

Girl #1: Omg! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us?
Girl#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION!
Girl#3: I agree! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan!

by blacktupus October 10, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 7, 2005

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