JORDYN FENEZ S U C K S!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS POOPS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP!!!! ONCE, SHE ATE MY SON!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN REGURGITATE HIM BACK UP AND APOLOGIZE; SHE JUST BURPED!! like a P I G!!! also once she ate a waffle and then threw it up on the president. She's a bad influence on your children. She will sACRIFICE THEM TO SOME UNHOLY-LOOKIN BUG THAT'S TWICE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!! SHE ALMOST DID IT TO ME!!! THEN I DIED!!!!!!! BECAUSE SHE ATE ME!!!!!!!! >:(
some random person: ew i stepped in dog s h i t
everyone that has ever talked to jordyn fenez even once: NO!!!!! IT'S PROBABLY CRAP LEFT THERE BY JORDYN FENEZ! SHE ALWAYS DUMPS HER FECES ALL OVER MY YARD AND NEVER CLEANS IT UP! IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
random person: ok damn
the most beautiful person, with the best personality. she is kind, romantic, and hilarious. she loves to talk about things she loves, and gets excited over certain shows. she is so lovable, it’s easy to fall in love with her.
she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.
(person 1) hey, have you talked to jordyn sells?
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.
(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do
if you don’t have a jorydn lanz in your life... i don’t think u can live. she is definitely not a dirty hoe.. or is she ? ahah jkjk. i love jorydn lanz and yea she’s the best girl ever
Jordyn Lanz is like the bestest friend EVERRR
when you’re being big backed
“Omg did you see Victorias order at Taco Bell?”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”
Jordyn is the Devils daughter a short girl about 5'3 tops with firey red hair that is beloved to be colored that way by the blood of her enemies, is great friends with Kalista and plans to rule the world
Joedyn: Hey Kalista let's rule the world
Kalista; OK... Jordyn
Jordyn: Jordyn G is also short for the Devils daughter
It's basically another word for shit
Damn my Jordyn yendell clogged up the toilet
The best of best friends and the most beautiful person on the inside and out. If you don’t know her your losing at life and will die incomplete.
jordyn saletta the coolest person alive and so is her bestfriend!
Damon: i love jordyn so much!!!
Elena: me too!