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Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?
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Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.
A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.
When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.
Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.
the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.
I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.
Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.
Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!
The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.
Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.
A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.
Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."