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Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.
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When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.
I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
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The ultimate in hair-styling excellence. Classic business in the front look transitions gracefully into a party in the back waterfall, Kentucky style. Usually accompanied by Little E t-shirt, conviction record, beaten wife, and at least 4 but no more than 9 teeth.
Not to be confused with the Kentucky Virgin, though the two are not mutually exclusive.
The front of my Kentucky Waterfall says I work at the local Sunoco, but the back says I am addicted to meth.
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While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader
I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.
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when you melt butter an pour it in a girls asshole.
i kentucky buttered my girlfriends asshole
When you fuck your sister/cousin missionary style (Like the good Lord intended)
Bro, Bubba totally gave his sister the Kentucky Under last night!
The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.
Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.
Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?
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