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stretch the kitty

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.

Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!

by Gibster805 January 31, 2021


Kitty Drank

Gatorade or any other sports drink, but preferably Gatorade.

Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.

I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.

by Z-jizzledog September 7, 2010

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kitty roca

A treat for household dogs often found in the household cat's litterbox.

I was finishing up my laundry last night and I spotted Rex eating the last of the kitty roca.

by Davey Rocket November 11, 2003

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slick kitty

1.) Vagina or pussy; used as a compliment, 2.) Aroused female genitalia, i.e. wet pussy

1. That stripper sure has one slick kitty.
2. You have a really slick kitty; my fingers are soaked!

by Matt W. & Amanda A., (c) 2008 December 22, 2008


kittied

n. A word that sounds like something sexual.

At the party, we kittied all night long.

by an awesome person May 15, 2005

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Hungry Kitty

1)The primal urge a woman gets deep within her clitoral vortex of sensory nerves that make her feel so carnally depraved that she seeks fulfillment in shady bars and clubs, having sex with any and every guy willing to wet their willie in the lustful lass. Her hunger goes unsatisfied as no one penis can fulfill her cockticious craving. Eventually, she may even summon up enough men to be the focal point of an all-night gangbang. Hungry Kitty isn’t satisfied until she’s been pumped full of so much man milk it leaks out and pools on the bed, gently grazing the satisfied lips of the appeased pussy.

2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.

“A Hungry Kitty will make any man seem purr-fect.” – Benjamin Franklin

by theinstigator June 4, 2016


kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

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