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Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi
Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.
my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”
“like the vegetable?”
“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”
“oh then no-“
“you suck”
Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stop jerking off to john cena Kale
Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.
Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much