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the act of blowing your load in a chicks pussy then scooping the jiz out with bread and eating it
man i gave that bitch a kansas twinkie and she was lovin it
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A woman who is considered very attractive, only because those around her are pretty average. If she was in another setting, she wouldn't be much to look at, at all.
An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.
Barry: "I picked this chick up in the bar last night and took her home."
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"
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having sex with someone during their period
little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah
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Rolling Rock with Lime Juice
I can't afford Corona so i buy Rolling Rock and add Lime Juice to make a Kansas Corona.
To use the phrase 'went to kansas' is an analogy for suicide, the phrase is derived from a tumblr post by user cartographerswithoutborders
"what ever happened to laila?" "..dude, didn't you hear? she went to kansas"
"istg if my teacher doesn't hop off i'm gonna go to kansas"
When you have to drive to Kansas for an abortion because Oklahoma and Texas banned them.
The girl I scored with at the bar last week called and said she might be pregnant. Oklahoma banned abortions this week so I had to get a Kansas Coathook.
Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.
Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?