tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum

1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...

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Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

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Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.

Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

tea kettle trauma

S H O T O T O D O R O K I .

The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.

Man: what trauma did shoto todoroki go thru?
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...

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