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A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
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Telling someone to kill themselves. Refers to the placement of a gun barrel inside someone’s mouth.
A: GGEZ Y’all trash
B: Kiss Iron, loser
Something most guys rarely do, but when used shows how much they love and respect that girl. It's the sweetest kiss a guy can give to a girl. It's his way of saying I love you, and need you without any words. Something very special to any girl who's had the pleasure of receiving one.
I love her, so I gave her a forehead kiss.
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