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A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
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A girl who has a butt that is hairier than usual.
Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
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a man, a women and a fruit all put together in one final form
kiwi chan is god?
guys who made bloons or something
bloons tower defense 6 ninja kiwi
Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.
Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!
An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......
Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....
Hey Jaryd, they named a vape after you.. Strawberry Kiwi flavour.