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A kick-ass movie about Batman, the Joker, and Two-Face.
Hey, I saw The Dark Knight in IMAX.
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a trans guy who is just done with the trans community
Noah: I'm not trans anymore,I'm a cis knight.
Miles: Dude same. Kalvin is the cis king and we are his cis knights.
t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶ c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ Cis knights: Trans community? Don't know her.
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killer of tupac
bullheaded criminal
in tupacs cd its say suge shot me
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A fatass faggot who killed one of the greatest rappers in history, Tupac Shakur(2pac). I hope somebody slits his throat.
That faggot Suge Knight has got to die and burn in hell.
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A guy that sells out his own male gender to earn some extra " brownie " points with the ladies
Or a guy that will pretty much do everything a girl tells them..
Jack: " Hey hey what the fuck man, I'm the victim here, Sally pushed me!
Bouncer Mcgregory: Thats not what I heard, Sally said you were bothering her, I'm kicking your punk ass out the club
Jack: WAIT! Are you even gonna hear me out?! Fuck I'm not going anywhere without my lawyer!
Bouncer Mcgregory: No whatever Sally says counts, we need the hot girls here to attract more male customers. ( yes I did see Sally push you and spill her drink on your shirt, but I'm have to kick you out because I want to get into her panties tonight, sorry Jack your a good man, but its everyman for himself.. )
Mary: Ian was such a creep today, he shook my hand the wrong way
Bob: Woah, yea he is such a creep, that guy is some big ass loser. Your right. ( hoping to earn some points to get with Mary )
Bob: ( muahahaha, I'm such a white knight in shining armor! I am so bedding Mary )
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easy...it's a nickname for..BATMAN!
Can anyone defeat the Dark Knight?
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When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.
"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.
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