Kobe

To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.

Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"

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kobe

1.a rly good bball player
2.a gun

1. kobe just put up 40 the other night.
2.u dont wanna mess with me man i got yung kobe homie

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Kobe

'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs

Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog

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Kobe

A word used to describe tossing a small object into or towards a goal of some sort, followed by an unneeded, over dramatic celebration.

To be considered a true Kobe, the toss must require no skill, and must be so painfully simple that anyone could easily repeat the same toss.

You toss a used sheet of paper into the trash can directly beside your desk. KOBE MOTHA FUKAS!!!!! And then you erratically begin to dance and wave your arms while running circles around the room.

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[kobe]

the act of taking a large cock up one's rectum.

FK got a kobe in miami and couldn't sit down for 3 days.

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kobe's

24 inch rims for your ride.

Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!

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Kobe

Michael Jordans Son...
Not as good as MJ but pretty all right compared to some other players...
(Don't hate, appreciate)

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