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Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.
So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.