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the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.
Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O
Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.
Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!
Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!
I know!!!
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Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.
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A person who engages in deceptive acts under an assumed name or identity.
"Is this guy for real or is he a Kung Fu Jimmy?
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Kung Fu Vampire | Kung foo Vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
That guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it's the Kung Fu Vampire.
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Long and shaggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970's kung-fu movies. Noteable examples include Jacky Chan in his earlier films and more recently, Steve Oedekerk's character in Kung Pow.
Zhang Yao: "Wang, I see you're sporting kung-fu hair these days."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."
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