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When an online game lags (runs slowly) for a period of time, and automatically boots you from their servers to relieve some of the lag.
Lagging Out is most often found in private server MMORPGs, where a person is usually hosting more players than they can handle on their servers.
Lagging Out tends to leave many players frustrated at the game, and much complaining when they log back on.
"I can't believe I just lagged out! It's the 5th time today!"
"If that noob high alchs again we will all lag out..."
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The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick
Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three
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A South West London term used to describe the feeling of exhaustion after an intense masturbation session.
'What did you get up to last night?'
'Spent the evening on the sofa watching TV 'cos I had a severe case of Wank Lag after being on Red Tube too long!'
the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.
you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.
The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
Any and all pain experienced as a result of playing the wii for too long. Simular to Wii elbow, but not limited to just one's arm.
"I got wii lag bad from playing WarioWare all day yesterday; even my ass hurts!"