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Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.
(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)
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use for "Nah!" or "No!" or negative
question: can you help me on this?
answer: lan jiau!
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"LAN KING" - The King of a LAN (Local Area Network) Party; This user is defined as the King due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidisSICK) on every game possibly playable via a LAN connection.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
Dude 1 - "hey did you hear that the LAN King was in town?"
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"
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A person who, when playing Halo, looks at the other players screens to therefore give himself the advantage of their position.
Bill:dude, you just got mortally pwned.
Josh: Your'e such a LAN hacker.
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The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.
Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.
When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.
Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.
example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
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a biatch with a g-string,
gaylord who doesn no how to diss,
she says stuff like suck ma dick so shes admittin she got a dick
lan ting is a gaylord fuka homo fukin douchebag ahha ahha
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An area in Hong Kong where there are many bars, restaurants, and clubs. Expats and locals frequent the area and some of the most exclusive clubs in Asia are located here.
I'm going to Lan Kwai Fong to get fucked up on $100 drinks and do lines of crack with models.
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