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the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.
(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"
"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"
"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.
The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
Probably one of the coolest actors in the world. Have a voice of a king.
"For me, I'm not just doing my voice. I am attatching my outer being. But yeah - I have a great time doing this."
Lance Henriksen -07
"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."
Lance Henriksen -07
With the darkest voice ever:
"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"
Lance Henriksen -07
All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
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Cancerous growth on super steroids prone to lying and bullying truth tellers.
That rapist pulled a Lance Armstrong on the stand when he mentioned the victim's skirt.
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Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
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penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet
Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.
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