Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

Lard-string

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.

"I just lay there like a lard-string."

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

I’ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

lard up

What fat Americans do in the nearest fast food restaurant.

- Hey Jenny, lets go lard up at KFC!

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Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

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