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A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard
Someone overweight that's swimming
What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons
Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal
A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up
For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt
What fat Americans do in the nearest fast food restaurant.
- Hey Jenny, lets go lard up at KFC!
Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole
Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!