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To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
To leave; a way of letting people know you're going somewhere; To get up and go. To inform others that it's time to leave.
"Time to go to Disneyland, come on let's launch."
"I'm going to the store, are you ready?"
"Yeah, let's launch."
Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.
It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.
It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”