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Laundry limbo

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.

See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.

by Oldbelt February 3, 2020


Time for laundry

Codename for sex.

Time for laundry baby.

by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017


Outdoor Laundry

Categorized as a hybrid, this fruity homegrown, outdoor strain was only deserving of a name that accurately reflected it's mellow side effects which include a relaxed, wavy feeling that is most similar to Laundry as it hangs outdoors drying on a line in your yard. The name you ask? "Outdoor Laundry” and from there, an iconic strain was born.

Hey man, give me a quarter of that Outdoor Laundry if you have it

by DaveyDictionary November 8, 2020


laundry sugar

Laundry detergent

Can you go buy some laundry sugar?

by Skyjaxx February 14, 2017


laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by cogitheum@mac.com February 4, 2009


do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

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Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 22, 2010

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